Ok, so I had to share this forward with you today… I have to admit it’s been awhile since I LOL’ed for REAL at a forward… it is pretty straightforward but strangely hilarious, (maybe just to me).
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I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:..A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. package of bacon.As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.”.I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was
intrigued by the drunk’s intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status..Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?”.The drunk replied, “Cause you’re ugly.”
LMAO!!!
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5 Comments
May 14, 2009 at 8:02 am
Soooooooo simply, yet sooooooooo funny!
May 14, 2009 at 8:02 am
oops..can’t spell:)
May 14, 2009 at 9:47 am
Didn’t you forward that to me… I can’t remember!
May 15, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Obviously not about you.
May 15, 2009 at 3:09 pm
No, if it happened to me I’d be offended like the picture of the lady I found to go with the post